Retro Throwback: Top 10 Things in My Yoga Brain

On the weekends, please enjoy the Retro Throwback where I share my favorite posts from some time ago.

Lately, I’ve realized that while I have a number of random thoughts running around my head during class there are a core set that keep popping back up. So, for your Thanksgiving weekend enjoyment, I present to you The Top 10 Things Going on in my Yoga Brain During Class.

#10: I don’t need any water today. This is a no water class.

#9: SH2K time? WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#8: Is the teacher looking at me? Is she? Oh who cares. I’m coming out early.

#7: Triangle can totally suck it.

#6: I have to pee. How is that even possible? I peed five times before class, and I’m not even drinking any water.

#5: You know what would make this day better? Nachos.

#4: Ok – maybe I need a sip of water before savassanah. That’s practically a no water class. Totally counts.

#3: I wonder how high I get both my legs up in locust? Since I can’t see I’ll just make something up in my head.

#2: That person is having a horrible class, yet they keep at it. That’s so awesome.

#1: Am I wearing deodorant? I think I put some on this morning. God I got up early this morning. I can’t remember what I did. No, wait, that smell is bad. If this is what I smell like when I have it on I better reevaluate my brand.

What does on in your yoga brain during class?

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LeighAHall (@LeighAHall)
    Sep 29, 2014 @ 07:40:55

    Retro Throwback:… http://t.co/MqlBSwut8y #bikramyoga #yogaholicsmag

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  2. LeighAHall (@LeighAHall)
    Nov 26, 2014 @ 05:16:50

    Retro Throwback:… http://t.co/mdtbl0AHg2 #bikramyoga #yogaholicsmag

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